Bud Light Beer Review

26 November 2017 - Best Beer HQ

Bud Light Beer Review

Is Bud Light really the best-selling beer in the United States of America? Please someone tell me that’s just a sick joke, just like the country’s slack stance on gun control, or President Donald J. Trump.

That’s right. There will be no beating around the Anheuser-Busch (geddit?) with this beer review, because Bud Light is a friggin’ terrible beer – perhaps even the worst beer I’ve ever had, anywhere in the world – and I would not like to recommend it to anyone, even if you’re dying of thirst in the desert.

ABV: 4.2%

Blurb about the beer: Brewed the same way since 1982, Bud Light is a refreshing American-style light lager beer with a clean, crisp taste and fast finish.

Taste test: First of all, the only reason why you’d describe this beer as having a “fast finish” is because you should tip it out down the sink. But they’re right about it being “light”, because Bud Light tastes like fizzy beer water.

It’s thin, foamy, sweet, and cheap tasting. There’s a faint whiff of grain, and a metallic aftertaste that I don’t care for at all. Even forensic investigators wouldn’t be able to discern any traces of hops in Bud Light.

The verdict: Fuck you Bud Light.

Beer/movie combination: What would go well with the worst beer in the world? A bullet to the head.

But if you’re all out of bullets, watching Grown Ups 2 will certainly make you brain dead (or long for a lobotomy)…

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